10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'