10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes