10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT