10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.