10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth