10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Welcome to kicker school
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.