10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)