10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Welcome to kicker school