10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth