10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for loners.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.