10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "No river, no fish."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.