10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack