10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."