10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die