10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger