10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician