10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha