10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio