10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth