10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe