10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters