10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"