10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss