10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.