10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?