10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.