10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.