10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo