10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker