10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water