10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim