10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm