10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.