10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.