10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.