10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.