10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT