10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm