10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels