10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com