10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?