10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?