10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."