10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson