10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?