10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---