10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.