10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow