10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for loners.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• It's Free To Fold...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls