10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer